I blame them. For everything. And why not?

Almost, if not, everything is blamable on terrorists.

Don't believe me? Try it. Name a problem and I will deduct a rational, and hopefully comical, reason for why you can blame it on terrorists.

2 Girls. 1 Cup.

Paris Hilton is obviously a symbol of American Infidelity. She's kept around as an excuse to goad the terrorists so Bush can continue to do his thing

2 girls 1 cup - the girls are obviously terrorists, no one in their right mind would eat shit unless they had no food. Terrorists don't have the best living conditions. Food is scarce, ammunition even more so. But ammunition will keep you alive, so they buy that instead of food, and eat their shit to get the most out of their meals.

Paris Hilton is a walking, talking Al-Qaeda recruitment tactic.

Infact if they keep paying the bitch twenty grand to make night club appearances I'm going to telephone Ayman al-Zawahiri and tell him that she wipes her snatch with pages of the Qur'an.

I'm pretty sure that makes your snatch dirtier... but this is paris hilton... hmm, paradox.

I just puked up my lungs from that. Hilarious!

Imagine that celebrity funeral. Bigger than Anna Nicole Smith's, probably.

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Bigger than the Pope's funeral.

I'm pretty sure the festering crotch rot would require some intense quarantines.

Here's hoping a baby never has to come out of that.