Sweet, i can answer 2 wishes in one!

Granted, though you never said what you wanted to be taller than. I therefore have assumed you meant your house. Your legs are now too tall, and you can never keep your balance; you are forever doomed to fall down stairs, crawl through doors on your hands and knees, and live in a large barn.
Oh, but the good thing is, you were drafted to the Memphis Grizzlies!

Don't make us kick your ass!

EDIT: crap, i totally answered a wish on the first page.
aw, and it was a really good answer to :P
I'm gonna say it even though it doesn't apply to anything:
it was aimed towards a "i wish i could be taller" and "i wish i was 2 centimeters taller"


now i'll answer the one i'm SUPPOSED to answer.
Granted. Bye Bye!
I leave this site forever. When I become i famous writer, it is well known that this place banned me for no reason. The site never recovers from the loss of members and your friends and family shun you for the rest of your life.

EDIT again: I wish I could fly.

Don't make us kick your ass!

Granted. You begin to fly and smash your head into the ceiling and fall into coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. See Ace's predicament.

I wish I could fly.

To be, or not to be....
You get the idea.
And read Just a Puddle, too. (See my profile content)
I'm happy. I'm crazy. I'm friendly. I'm Timmy. So be it.

Granted. See Justin's predicament.

I wish I could be invisible.

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
-Edgar Allan Poe

Granted. Due to your invisibility, you are not seen by that lazy-eyed truck driver while you are crossing the street. Have fun paying those medical bills. Ouch.

I wish I had a big house.

To be, or not to be....
You get the idea.
And read Just a Puddle, too. (See my profile content)
I'm happy. I'm crazy. I'm friendly. I'm Timmy. So be it.

Granted. Your big house becomes an obvious target for theft, and burglars steal everything you own (including, somehow, the house).

I wish I owned every single video game ever made.

Granted, a new program on your computer quickly sets out to download every video game torrent ever created. You are now serving over a thousand consecutive sentences of 2 years (for each game). You WOULD be serving more, but your computer ran out of hard drive space.

I wish...I could teleport anywhere i wanted, without the danger of the following things: (i want you to be creative!)
*dying by going somewhere other than Earth.
*dying by teleporting myself into the middle of a wall or some other dangerous object or device.
*getting arrested by going somewhere i'm not supposed to.
*teleporting into open air and falling to my death.

go on, give that one a try.

Don't make us kick your ass!

Granted. When you arrive to this new, wonderful place, you realize, hey, this is a brothel!... and then are shot by the Mafia members who are regulating the place. Bummer.

I wish I was invicible. Like Invicible Man, ever heard of him?

To be, or not to be....
You get the idea.
And read Just a Puddle, too. (See my profile content)
I'm happy. I'm crazy. I'm friendly. I'm Timmy. So be it.

Granted. But then you fall in a hole and can't get out.

I wish I could save him.