I'm Not a Stalker

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I'm not a stalker,
But boy, what I wouldn't give for a piece of that ass!
It's teasing me, and pleasing me
Knowing it won't be mine,
Sick thoughts enter my mind.
I dream of rubbing her soft skin,
My nostrils blessed by the heavenly scent
I get closer and closer every time
Then she turns the corner
And she's gone.

I'm not a stalker,
But each time she turns the corner
I am closer
One day I'll be next to her
One day I'll hear her breathing
One day I'll hear her pulling out mace
One day I'll be touching her face.

I'm not a stalker,
Because she hasn't noticed me
She walks right by my house all the time
And she doesn't notice me
When she doesn't go to school
I notice
When I don't go to school
I watch that sweet ass rock back and forth
In front of my house

So don't call me a stalker,
Call me Chris.

• makes me feel wierd

  by Ellimist757

  Posted Aug 16, 2009
  +2
  reading this, i'm really thrown back to high school because i used to objectify young women with frequently. so there, it throws me back, takes me otu of my seat and places me somewhere else. that much is good. i think the rhyming is also amusing, it reminds me of The Joker somewhat, although ... (read more)

• Temperance
  Oct 24, 2009
  sorry love, but thats pretty much a stalker lol. just kidding.
• NotHere
  Sep 27, 2009
  Oh snap I forgot about this poem lol. Thanks for the criticism guys.
• AylaKhrystyne
  Aug 30, 2009
  I like it, love
• Justin
  Oct 9, 2008
  This poem sounds similar to the lyrics of Baby Got Back.

• Date Added
• Oct 4, 2008 at 3:58 PM
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• Romance
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