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Families, oh what fun they can be. The parents are the worst problem. Then comes then aunts and uncles, grandparents, and cousins. See they were put on earth to embarrass the hell out of you, and we were put on this world to embarrass them, the parents and the children are the worst at it. The parents embarrass the kids so much that we almost hate them , and we embarrass them. We can hate our parents a lot but remember, there's always room for some That's why we piss our parents off a lot, besides our stupidity. Which in my case comes mostly from my father. I follow in his track's, imagine that. But he never told me not to make the same mistakes as he did, except about education, but who cares about that. But we all have our fair share of stupid things that we do that we can't blame on other thing's or people. That's life so get used to it.

Now enough of that, let's talk about some ways to get back at your family. hhmmm, let's see where should we start, how about some pranks:
1)Just remember it's all fun and games until your smacked in the back of the head. So don't over do it.

2)If you want to make your parents late for work or some thing blow up their car, no just kidding, but you can steal all of the tires and hide them, oh won't that make their day.

3)Here's something more simple, take a piece of paper and stick it in the end of a toothpaste nozzle, then put some elmers glue on top of that so it looks like toothpaste and seals the end shut, you better hope it's white toothpaste because if some idiot does this on blue toothpaste i feel sorry for their stupidity, and there's no extra one's in your house, then watch them get pissed as they can't get the toothpaste out, just remember you better be able to run fast, because either they will go with out brushing their teeth and smell up the joint or they will be late for work, and you late for school, but after all of this i still love my parents.

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  by EpicTeammate

  Posted May 14, 2008
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  The concept of the article was good. The very slight aspects of attempted humor got my brain thinking about a giggle here and there, but never fully surfaced.
  
  Where do I start? The grammar is horrible. I think my sister's fetus can write better than that. Also, every other sentenc... (read more)

• EpicTeammate
  May 14, 2008
  You just earned the Epic Teammate Seal of Stupidity for resubmitting a old, shitty article from TSS. That has to be one of the most retarded things that I can even fathom on a site such as this.
• Chaotictheory
  May 12, 2008
  This is one that was on TSS....hence the sub title

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