Author's Commentary
I'm sick and tired of the Beatles getting credit for what they didn't do. So I wrote a song about them. Enjoy.
Paul, George, Ringo, John
People like them a lot
Me, no sir, not one bit
I think they’re a bunch of bullshit
They don’t shoot no Revolvers
Don’t have any Rubber Soul
If a good band played Love
They’d be selling their hard rock soles
Take the White Album
And for Bon and Cliff, paint it black
Step two, listen to Piggys
And third, throw it in the trash
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em all, I say
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em down, today
Too bad Sgt. Pepper is lonely
Ain’t getting my company or a sky with Lucy
At least when I turn on WLUP
They don’t have no Lennon, and no McCartney
Rock, it’s an art, the best that’ll ever be
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and AC/DC
Beatles, they walk into a music museum
And piss all over its Mona Lizzy
When you take a magic mystery tour
You better leave them under the sea
Yesterday, it ain’t too far away
‘Cuz pop ain’t change since she said she loves me
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em all, I say
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em down, okay?
Popularity doesn’t equal
Quality
Quality doesn’t make
More money
Money won’t spell
Popularity
#1’s don’t mean
Equality
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em all, I say
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em down, today
Might as well head back to U.S.S.R
Here, everyone’s opinion is the same
Beatles are God, John is Jesus,
But it doesn’t matter; they’re still fucking lame
How about real music, real lyrics,
RATM, SOAD, RHCP
‘Tallica, Sabbath, and the good ole Stones
Then we’ll talk about real rock n’ roll
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em all, I say
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em down, okay?
Lighters, flint, cigarettes, matches
Now we shall alight the sounds of our plight
It’s a good thing rock had a buried hatchet
‘Cuz now it is time to see who will run and who will fight!
Burn all the songs
Burn all the discs
Screw those norms
Listen to some risks
Burn all the CD’s
Burn all the EP’s
Fuck the ideals
And fuck the worthless dreams
Burn all the songs
Burn all the discs
Screw the goddamn norms
Take some fucking risks
Burn all the CD’s
Burn all the EP’s
Burn the Beatlemania
And burn the conform dreams
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em all, I say
Burn the Beatles
Burn ‘em down, okay?
Burn ‘em down, from pop we must awake